A non-offensive post to all Jallikattu opposers
- ZarcMan
- Jan 15, 2016
- 6 min read
Ok if there was a limit to stupidity like a data limit of mobile internet, I guess tons of people of facebook would have already crossed it by now. But as a great man known as Bullet tooth Tony once said, ‘Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity’. Such is the ‘force’ of stupidity that it drags anyone inconsiderate of the boundaries like linguism, Caste, Religion, financial and social stature.
So now, all of us know that the beef ban was a big deal. Loads of ‘Internet Indians'(read as people with internet access, but haven’t been audited for any signs of intelligence) went on a rampage on either why beef ban should be upheld or should be taken back.
Slaughtering bovine is a big deal. The standards of the factories are maintained and the huge profits behind this business make this something you shouldn’t talk about with half knowledge. But no! We went on talking about why eating beef or banning beef is right. Now since we have so effectively spoken about such a massive topic, let us shift to something that is simple and straight forward.
Jallikattu.
So why this sudden interest on this topic and why are you reading this? Is it not simple to ignore a sport that happens once a year?
The most common thing that I see with people who oppose Jallikattu is ‘Animal cruelty’. The second most common thing is ‘Dangerous’. The third more common thing is ‘Everything has to start somewhere’.
Ok. Let me now show you guys how stupid you are, in case you have never realised it ever before in your life. And all you PETA guys, I respectfully will show how inhuman you guys really are. And how ‘Ethical’ you morons really are.
Animal cruelty – How many of you have actually gone to a jallikattu? Ok scratch that, how many have actually come to the districts of Madurai where this happens? Ok scratch that too, how many of you have ever come to Tamil Nadu at all? Without even knowing what happens back stage who gave you the bloody right to talk about how animals are treated? Did PETA or any of your other saviours turn up when cattle actually die in our villages? We have a billion dollar dairy industry, why not put that out of its misery and kill it off? Yes? OMG this is going to be tougher than I thought!
PETA isint a saviour. Not even close. How many of you actually even know how many allegations or controversies they are facing? No. Small wonder. Do that research if you have time. Dont shit over our cows and farmers without knowing what these guys are capable of. If you cant, simply piss off! just pretend you dont have the time to oppose Jallikattu too.
Wondering why I never spoke of cruelty? Simple. There is no cruelty meted out to these animals. One or two pictures of these animals being abused will not mean all the bulls are abused. What was that? Oh you care about them no matter what!!!? how cute?! So children are being abused across the globe and with no discrimination. So will you stop fucking or having kids? NO?!! why? Oh you know how to take care!!? how nice. These bulls are kids for many. If you haven’t thought about it, now would be a good time to start.
Oh my god another question? You are on a roll man! How do I know this? My granddad is a farmer and he tills fields, grows cows along with a hoard of other animals and I visit him. Anything else I could do to reflect how stupid you are? No? Great! Inspite of being an armchair idiot, you show some promise. Some.
Dangerous – You remember Phil hughes? Oh yeah you do!!?? The guy whom Michael Clarke listed as the twelfth man posthumously. Poor guy who died a sad death on the cricket pitch. Tsk Tsk. Hey you know when the next India-Australia macth is up? this week? Oh cricket isint banned yet? you mean even after knowing people can face death? Some hypocrisy huh?
Don’t feed us bullshit. I have literally lifted it with my hands and I know how it smells. Farmers die everyday. Every day of the year. They die and nobody bloody bats an eyelid. And all of a sudden you care about these villagers, a lot of whom are farmers themselves? And you expect us to believe this? I think you have sort of forgotten who the stupid here is. Hint : It is not us.
Everything has to start somewhere – Oh.My.God. This is just a new level of stupid. How do I even start talking about how we will lose our indigenous species and push our farmers to being dependant on imported cattle semen which will cost them money and directly feed them to foreign companies? How? How? Oh my dear Nandhikeswara! A little help here please?!
Again I smell bullshit. But since a lot of you are void of any intelligence or the process of thought, I will help drill this into your brains. Or at least let me try.
Farmers are poor. They can’t maintain cattle if there is little to no return
Banning Jallikattu will mean these poor dudes have no stake in their bulls.
This means they will have to reduce their numbers or sell them off or let them die.
This will mean our native cattle breed numbers will start declining. They are important.
Now after we lose our cattle what do our farmers and cattle herders do to inseminate their cows?
They go to get Vials with Cattle semen. Yes they are sold in Vials. Who sell these Vials?
I will leave it there. IF you cannot comprehend this, my question is why are you even talking about cruelty? These bulls will be sent to slaughter houses if my dear farmers who tend to them like fathers and mothers let go of them with tears. Yes tears. If you think it was an overkill, you have no clue how farming or maintaining cattle is done.
Don’t believe what I say? We have already lost at least 2 species of native bulls. Meaning they are ‘Extinct’ now. You didn’t know that, did you? I did. I mean I knew you were stupid.
So here we go, Since I cannot give an individual ‘FU’ to all you idiots who oppose our sport Jallikattu , I will try to group you into categories and give you ‘Fs’
PETA guys – you guys are a bunch of psychopaths, who have no clue on what saving animals are. You are blood-suckers and I do hope you guys die a death similar to those poor bulls you assisted on murdering. We know how you are funded and whose side you are on. Don’t f**k with us. If you want money, go after people who have money, not our poor farmers.
Animal rights activists – You guys are absolutely brainless. You masquerade as ‘intellectuals’ because the world sees you for what you are – a brainless moron. If you want to save these bulls the ‘cruelty’ they endure during jallikattu, give these bulls and bull-owners a way to keep them safe. If not, start with something where there is actual cruelty. Like Horse racing.
Facebook warriors – Yes, I know a great lot of you are guilty of assisting Mark Zuckerberg is getting the ‘Free basics’ campaign running. That is a real proof of how stupid you are. I don’t even know why your parents spent all that money in getting your educated. They could have adopted a cow. Yes a Cow. Awwww. Your comments show how useless you are to this planet, don’t make yourself even more useless by assisting the slaughterhouses and killing our dear farmers. Wake up. Oh you already are?! Awww. How so cutely stupid?
‘North Indians’ – (Disclaimer- not all of you, I am sure the clever ones will get this drift, rest of you are most welcome to get offended) You guys don’t even give a shit about what language we ‘black/dark indians’ speak. You don’t even know what happened in Sri Lanka (Hint: genocide). Which means you don’t even know how humans were slaughtered. Why do you even care about the black Indians in Tamil Nadu? Oh you care about our cattle!!?? Awwww! OK I have to stop doing that.
Oh you still want change? Let me show how tough change is.
Stop all animal killing – Poultry, Cattle, Animal testing, everything.
Stop horse racing.
Stop milk consumption(Since a lot of you idiots have opinions about how cows are milked all year) – Yes that means no coffee,tea,milkshakes,butter,Cheese,Paneer,ice creams, Starbucks or Coffee day. There!
Stop farmers from dying due to your decisions.
In short : Stop talking about shit you have no clue about. Commenting on famous pages about cruelty doesn’t make you a nice person or an intellectual. These are qualities that you earn, not what you get whenever you want.
Picture courtesy: http://jallikattu.in/
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