Entertainment 101 – a master class by Yevadu team.

Evolution is a natural process. It stays true to everything and now I have the need to share the tremendous evolution of entertainment that we are fortunate to witness. I find myself with a rare opportunity to give a masterclass on how the Yevadu movie revolutionized entertainment.

The movie spills buckets and barrels of blood on the ground, camera, trolley, a bus, a train, Apollo 13, the hero, the heroines and a poor puppy dog. Entertainment.

The movie has so much of  amazingly repetitive and obvious dialogue. So obvious you can start predicting them ten minutes into the movie. Entertainment.

The movie takes a nice story and cares nothing about a screenplay. The actors, technicians, music director, choreographer – all just seem to have just come together and done what they feel. Entertainment!!

There are 13215 villains in the movie. They all come, say their dialogue, get beaten up and meet their fascinatingly cute adorable deaths. Many deaths make you feel sad that you are probably gonna die uneventfully in a gang riot, car crash or a bomb blast. sigh. oh yeah… Entertainment!!

The movie takes all the logic that you see in Krish’s movies and shoves it into your… eyes and ears. The best part is when you see the bandage coming off Ram Charan Tej’s face(with all his stubble and face intact). The beautiful logic that is explained later in the movie makes you shit your pants right there in the theatre. Shiter…. oops…. Entertainment.

There are three items.. he he .. sorry heroines in the movie. They take turns. Come, dance in Bikinis or ….exposing-dress-thingies or die before they start..err.. acting. This movie respects women so much that its unfair to the guys. Of course anything that berates women is …you guessed it….Entertainment!!!!

But dont take my word for it!!!!!

It has meaningless violence and Sai kumar’s blood spurting facial expressions!!

It has a scene where a guy talks so low(lewd) about a dude’s daughter that Censor cut the entire 4596-minute dialogue.

It has an item song on top of all the glamour that the heroineees force on your pants…. minds.. I meant to say minds. Striving for excellence I say!!!

It has a scene where the hero gets stabbed in lungs, heart, kidney, pancreas, liver, oesophagus and all intestines  a bazillion times and still manages to fight for another 5 days. Is it too late to add adrenal gland? Maybe. The audience were so shocked when he fell down dead.  I mean… you get stabbed, you get stabbed. How do people die like that?

In Summary…..

Are you a complete idiot who wants to feel special?

Is life filling you with so much hatred and lowness that watching the above would make you feel special?

Do you like blood, good dance, scantily clad ladies , high-end bikes and references to Chiranjeevi in no particular order?

Then ‘Yevadu’ is a masterpiece you cannot miss. It is Violence and loads of crap at it’s scenic best.