The truth about dating a girl… or something like it…

Sometimes Dialogues turn into monologues….

‘Ok so. Basically your ONLY problem now.. is that you want a girl to date.’

‘Not exactly.. but kinda…’

‘Ok great.. since yr not sure.. it definitely shows yr not ready for a long term relationship’

‘… hey nothing like that man!!.. its just that I am lookin for my lady…’

‘No no no.. you don’t f**kin understand.. you are NOT serious.’

‘..yeah.. well you know what?!!… ‘

‘Do you wanna girl to date or not?’

‘..Yeah.. but not like…’

“Ok here goes – my ‘Frank and Straight-forward’ guide to leave a girl impressed on you. this can be applied on many levels.. so dont hesitate… best place is a software office. u know why 😛

1. enable chance meetings somehow .. for this you need to do the following without a mildest feelin of guilt or without thinking of what yr parents would say if they come to know of it 😀

a.Select only juniors..unless of course you don’t have anything more to do with her for more than a night (he he)

b.better if there is someone in yr project itself… all romantic shit works better at night 😉 since yr in night shift … ahem ahem..

c.  see to it that she has a few guy friends and that she does not have a serious boy friend.

d. this stuff works a lot better if she s from some low-down horizontal like Banking, BPO where they basically f**k them up inside with work and flirting

e. like an a**hole follow her movements for a day. Notice her friends and the times she is free. There should be some part of the day she is free for a minute. outside the developement centre, near the cafeteria, near the ice cream parlor, outside the bus bay….. somewhere….

When all the ground work is done…. its ready to get, set and go. The meetings work far better if you meet up at some place like gym, dance classes, aerobics…(I ll tell you why later) . The watch word here is ‘familiarity’  she should know you. apply your imagination… some things cant be taught you know…. Like… if you are a senior.. talk to like a bloody senior

“Hi. you from this project? never remember seeing you around.. (smiles).. You are a 2011 passout???….(eye widens) sorry 2010 passout??.. !! pardon me….”

NOT like   “…errr… hello .. I am so and so.. I am working here..”

So you have crossed the first stage. Now

–> that girl knows your name and which project you are from

–> She knows you are not an a**hole. (even if u are)

–> She knows you are trying to hit on her.

Good. first level crossed.

2. Now you need to be available before her most of the times . at least thrice a day but you should wish her only once every time you come across. As if u are not interested in her and that she is meeting you only by chance. I mean to say you as an idiot will come to eat only when she comes to eat.. but you shouldn’t keep staring at her.. you should be like SUPER cool. joking, making fun of friends, attending calls about your project..you know ….all that shit. but when you see her.. smile, wish. no talk unless she is interested.

When I say ‘smile’ i meant the ‘Oh-you-are-that-girl-who-I-met-that-day-by-chance’ smile. I dont mean the ‘Oh-yeah-baby-I-am-an-idiot-and-I-am-following-you-around’ smile. Get the difference?

Ignore her as much as possible but make it seem like you are doing it involuntarily. Don’t make it seem rude. That will definitely work …trust me it never fails. This time is meant to be a minimum of 2 weeks.

Why am I asking you to ignore her? Simple. Every girl thinks she is supposed to be super-hot and looks like a competitor to Megan Fox. So when a guy tries to flirt she is annoyed but she enjoys the attention and the satisfaction that all her prediction about guys are right. You prove her wrong… by charismatically ignoring her and being casual.. she s yours!

So, Now

–>She is even more familiar with you

–>She knows you are not just another dick-head who s trying to take a peek at her …*Beep*

–>She feels a little more comfortable with you since you are not a flirt and you are worth a try. 😉 understood?

3 .Wait for that magic chance when she is alone and she is ready for that sudden take. this works better over tea/coffee/short snacks/bus bay waits/lift waits. Better not be over lunch… but lunch too is ok. but the shorter the better.

‘Sudden take’ here means that odd day where you are curiously interested in her. That would surprise her. Compliment on her dress and hair-do. Dont make it sound forced… say it like you really mean it. 🙂 ok ok I know its tough.. but you have to buddy… you dont have a choice. It better be a monday.. cause a nice compliment makes a monday feel nice. 😛  Trust me when I say there is nothing like receiving a compliment from a familiar stanger.

Throw in your imagination. Like you didn’t notice she was sitting there.. like you came there all of a sudden and want the tea/coffee stirrer.. etc!

But mind you this meeting should be perfect. If you flop.. there goes all your hard work 😛 If you remember I said it would be better if you meet her at the gym kind of stuff? you can easily bump on her now n then and also let her know that she looks gorgeous now(chi… thoo! ) ..puriyuthu.. puriyuthu.. ithuvum kashtam thaan. aana senju thaan aaganum. If you are the first person to tell her she has become lean/sexy after working out.. it ll be a great compliment.  

Then after this I need not let you know she ll probably join you here and there and it can go on… as you wish.. so be my guest and experiment wit her.

None of these would work if you are in search of your true love. this is only to get you a girl to date. … and for what ever else you can DO her for…

chi sorry do for her 😛

Any doubts contact me. Yr girl prob solved.. then? 😛 ”

Like junk food, Monologue-ic gyaan does taste good sometime doesn’t it? 😀